Today I had the honor to officiate the wedding of the now “Mr. And Mrs. Kilpatrick. Lovely ceremony, I said the “magic words” and now the two are one. In short hitched. Excelleeeent. 

I trust a long and happy marriage for them.  As for my officiating record… all couples I have married are to this day married. One couple  past God rest their soul). My record stands, ‘Til death do they part.”